WHY CAN'T YOU GET A DEFENSIVE REBOUND? WHY CAN YOU NOT BOX OUT AND CATCH THE BALL SO THAT THE OTHER TEAM CAN'T SNEAK IN AND SCORE ON THE PUT BACK? WHY IS BORIS DIAW GETTING PAID 9 MILLION DOLLARS TO PLAY 82 SOFT FRENCH-LIKE GAMES? WHY CAN'T SHAQ MAKE AN UNGUARDED LAYUP? WHY, AFTER ATTENDING 6 DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOLS, HAS AMARE NOT BEEN TAUGHT TO GET A BODY ON SOMEONE AND ASCERTAIN THE ROUND LEATHER BALL? WHY IS OUR COACH NOT SCOLDING THESE PROFESSIONALS FOR ALLOWING CARMELO ANTHONY TO PROCURE 3 OFFENSIVE REBOUNDS IN THE FIRST HALF?
These are the makings of why being a professional sports fan is so frustrating. You sit at home and watch players like Dwight Smith laugh on the sideline while we are drinking ourselves into a coma in utter despair. I would trade my girlfriend without hesitation to not have to relive that 34-0 Packer blowout, and i'm sure Dwight is off smoking a bowl with Cory Redding.
THAT SAID I CANNOT STAND WATCHING THESE LETHARGIC PRODUCTS OF AN INFLATED MARKET DICTATE THE HOURLY FLUCTUATION OF MY EMOTIONS.
Yet, I watch nonetheless
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